SHALLOW THOUGHTS FROM THE DEEP END WITH MISS JULIE’S POOL BOY, 2 hour delays & marriage tip #34: This morning, Miss Julie & the Pool Boy both found the start of their day delayed by weather. As MJPB fueled his caffeine addiction 28 ounces at a time & looked at the stuffed bags in the hallway & wondered how 2 people could pack in 10 minutes for a better than 50/50 shot at  tornado touchdown what would take 3 days & a potential call to one of those 1-800 quickie Mexican divorce attorneys for a getaway weekend, Miss Julie sat down for a latte & a chat. The Pool Boy pointed out he liked his coffee with a little sugar & silence. As he now finds himself on aquatic probation akin to the one Dean Wormer slapped on Otter & the rest of Delta House, he suggests one doesn’t express their opinion of coffee consumption to their spouse…