SEASON 1, GAME 2, LI’L MIKEY’S FOOTBALL FRIDAY REMINDER: On the overlooked 100th anniversary of the twin feats of  Red Grange, Illinois’ Gallopin’ Ghost, legendary four touchdowns in the first twelve minutes against Michigan & Grantland Rice borrowing from John’s Revelation & birthing Notre Dame’s Four Horsemen, there this for those of y’all that are gonna make promises in the 4th quarter tomorrow between 3:30 pm & midnight that someone else’s son will succeed or fail as one of college football’s Power 2, the SEC, gets serious on October’s third Saturday with Big Al visiting Smokey & Uga visiting Bevo (while on another channel, me & the parson will be watching the Woo Pig Sooie & their personable coach, a guy you’d want to hang out with that can’t seem to win enough & the Geaux Tigers & their wins just enough coach with no redeeming human qualities, duke it out for SEC mediocrity & if you’re new to American football but watch English football, think of it as Tottenham Hotspur vs.Crystal Palace). All that, all the mouths writing checks to their Maker so one can see the field rushed & the goal post dissected & drowned Vandy over Bama style & when it’s time for backsides to cash the checks on October’s third Sunday morning, seats in houses of worship will be as empty as Hugh Freeze’s remorse for his Oxford cell phone contacts. Please note that for all genuflecting at the altar of Father Walter Camp on Saturday, services for the Power 3 denominations & faiths that can be traced to Father Abraham, are offered Saturday both AM & PM & Sunday at 8, 9, 10, & 11AM, some with coffee & doughnuts & almost all online 24/7…and as always, #GeauxTigers & please take Brian Kelly with you 🏈🏈🏈🏈

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